This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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