So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
"it" just moved
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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