Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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