Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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