If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
