Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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