The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i out mim tonsoeep
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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