I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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