If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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