i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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