I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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