its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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