You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
