He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
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