my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I will pee on everything he values.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
