New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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