We're facebook friends in real life
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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