I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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