I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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