I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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