woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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