I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
The power of my boobs compel you
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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