you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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