we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
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