haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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