just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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