You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
