i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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