I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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