I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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