Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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