therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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