...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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