we have officially lost it.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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