i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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