why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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