i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
how drunk are you?
Several
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Randomize
