Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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