Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She is in my trunk
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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