I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I'm having to shit out rocks
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