How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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