we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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