ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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