i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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