Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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