Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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