that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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