Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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