This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I wish you could order shots online.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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