last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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