come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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