Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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