i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
