dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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